9 Easy Life Hacks That Definitely Aren’t Black Magic, Trust Us
Life Hack: Take some plastic and wrap it around the stem of the banana. This will give the banana a noticeably longer lifespan. This isn’t because of magic!
Tag: Witchcraft
Friendly Notes from a Demonic Kindergarten Teacher
Our goal is that incoming demons feel terrified and resentful as we prepare them for a dark future of inflicting l pain upon mortals.
How to Tell Your Kids the Truth About Bigfoot
Be prepared to answer questions like, “What about all of those blurry photos he left on my phone?”
I’m Victor Frankenstein, and I’m Pretty Sure I’m Nailing This Humanoid Reanimation Project
I'm advancing science entire centuries without bumping into any serious questions of morality and ethics. How unbelievable is that?
Signs You Are Watching an “Accurate” Movie About the Middle Ages
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).
Reviews of Baba Yaga’s Bed and Breakfast
The hostess had my children help her out in the kitchen this morning, chopping vegetables and stirring a great big soup pot.
What Your Astrological Sign Says About You (Behind Your Back)
Taurus sun is grounded and earthy. I did hear it spreading a rumor that you lied about meeting Joey Fatone though.
Other Things That Were Considered Evidence of Witchcraft in 17th Century Salem
- Saying “have fun” when someone says they have to go to the bathroom - Seductively unbuckling one of the buckles on your left shoe
Is He a Gryffindor or Just an Alcoholic?
After a big fight, he usually: A) Shotguns a Four Loko in a gas station parking lot B) Chugs a pint of Fireball on your front yard
Reviews of the Mysterious Glowing Orb
I'm giving three stars because I kind of want to worship the orb, but not every day, only on important orb holidays.
7 Reasons You Should Check Out the Science Lab in Josh’s Basement
It seemed like you perked up a little when Josh mentioned he was trying to make mythological hybrid beasts in a lab he built in his basement.
Scents from Aragorn’s New Line of Aromatherapy Candles
I Know What Hunts Youcalyptus Mint -- An incisive blend that weaves a piercing mint with a feisty eucalyptus connotation.