The Bachelor’s Application Process is Just That: A Process
Mom wasn’t crazy about the idea of me dating thirty women at once. She said I’d practically be living with a "harem."
Tag: Women
What Women Really Want on Valentine’s Day
Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).
The Dark Side of Christian Mingle
Saundra was a hot mess of whirlwind crazy. If this was God's match for me, I shuddered to think who Satan would have picked out.
Just Because I’m a Hot Girl with Huge Boobs Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Be My 38th Facebook Friend
Why does a beautiful girl like me only have 37 friends? Because I'm selective, that's why. Just click "confirm" already.
My Kid Has Usurped My Wife’s Breasts
I love Gabe. He's half me. And I’m sure that fact has something to do with his literal clinginess to Kristina's quadruple-D, turn-to-see milk-pillows.
10 Things You Need to Know Before Dating a Girl Who Relates to Every Article About What You Should Know About a Girl Before Dating Her
She is afraid of commitment, but at the same time she wants to rush things. Once things are Facebook official, it only gets crazier.
7 Enduring Myths of the Single Woman
There are a few times a year when I have the energy to have sex, but contrary to popular belief, I'm not having all the sex.
14 Things to Ask a Woman BEFORE Asking Her When She Plans on Getting Pregnant
If you'd like to ask about a woman's plans for creating a miniature human being, you should first know everything about her situation. Here's what to ask.
6 Feminist Alternatives to the Traditional White Dress That Will Have Your Future Sister-in-Law Saying, “I Think She Hates My Brother”
A wedding is the perfect time for a woman to grab life by the heels and power move into life's next journey, alone.
How to Tell the Discussion in Your Women’s Studies Class is Going Nowhere
Six ways to ascertain if the discussion among politically active millennial women has slipped into an irreversible and possibly dangerous state of mind-numbing dullness.
How to Not Fall Asleep Quickly: A 12-Step Guide for Single Women
Pick any ex-boyfriend at random, and dwell upon his cruel non-verbal communication - the eye-rolls, smirks, and resentful sighs. Imagine having slapped him every time.
I Already Regret Receiving This Blowjob
Have you ever noticed how confident women are in their ability to give a man oral pleasure? Well ladies, sorry to say, but a lot of you are terrible at blowjobs.