The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan, Part 5
I was praying to God that maybe the reality show / would give my marriage more net worth / and make my partner feel like she had a purpose in life.
Tag: Wrestling
The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan, Part 4
They had to drill a f**king hole in my face!
The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan, Part 3
get red-hot, / a white meat babyface / I would always tease him / by calling him “Broccoli” / even if it made things worse.
The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan, Part 2
fast-forward/the perfect storm./America was at conflict with Iran/Iraq/the political situation/between the countries./between good vs. evil.
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The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan
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