Praise for My Debut Novel
Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene---you’ll know which one.
Readers will be delighted, frightened, and enlightened, though a few will want to skip a certain scene---you’ll know which one.
And his use of my signature catchphrase, “Smell you forever because you stink that bad.” I knew I should have had that copyrighted.
Our value option, the Chuckle Tier, includes smirks, knowing smiles, and obligatory chortles at the wisecracks of uncles.
I’m not very good with computers, could you clarify what you mean by “you somehow attached your son to your previous email rather than your story”?
To be fair, they are really good poems. I don’t want to toot my own horn (a little proctologist humor there), but those poems are inspired.
Dear Megatron, I’ve been earning money from my paper route to buy smoke detectors so I can stockpile the radioactive americium.
What no one seems to understand is that, as an artist, it’s my duty to pay homage to all the literary titans who have influenced me.
What time are we getting coffee later? The Arabian Peninsula has always been one of the harshest environments on Earth, and 800 A.D. was no exception.
I called both my parents to tell them that I loved them, then I drove exactly 5 MPH above the speed limit to work.
The Claim: What did you call a pile of cats? (a Meowtain) Our Rating: FALSE. A group of cats is called a Clowder.
Obviously, nobody wants to hear the funny thing I wrote, right? I know you’re all staring at me, since my laugh set off the smoke alarms.
Just glancing at this green expanse makes me burst with joy. It is the same feeling I had on my wedding day, and on the day you were born.