I’m an Optional Cover Letter Requirement, Allow Me to Ruin Your Entire Afternoon
Before you roll your eyes, remember, I am optional. If you want to half-ass this job application, don't say I didn't give you the opportunity.
Before you roll your eyes, remember, I am optional. If you want to half-ass this job application, don't say I didn't give you the opportunity.
The grocer is like heaven, everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Class had started, but half the students wouldn’t show up until 13:10.
What if those years embroiled in a sadistic old bat’s cruel ploy to take revenge could be avoided by setting deranged convicts loose in your youth?
You're a master of your craft. No, not the hazy IPA you're drinking, but you're a master of that too.
The document that I sent you by mistake, “Human Meat and the Future of Farming,” may seem like a confession, but I assure you it is not.
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
This simple 7-ingredient recipe will elevate your baking beyond the falsehoods of flavor and morality.
Triumph (Triumphant) wants everyone to know how much she has enjoyed her role in this poem.
- Loving Big Brother: Why the Government Should Be Spying on Us More - This is a Flammable Stack of Paper
Be steadfast and remember always that we need much less than we think we need.
All you have to do is have one true hiding place. Find the truest hiding place you know.