Washing Dishes with Edgar Allen Poe
Attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom in the sink basin.
Attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom in the sink basin.
If you’ve stuck around for the past few years, we want to thank you from the bottom of our hearts, and also ask you how and why you did such a thing.
- An oppressively prudish focus on discretion. - Heaving, aching bosoms.
You know what I think? They didn't get it... Yes, they just didn't get it. They let a masterpiece slip away, right under their nose.
Taurus--Titus Andronicus: You are determined and reliable, which will pay off over the years as you climb the career ladder.
"How smart can this so-called Smartwater be if it allowed itself to get trapped in a bottle like that?" —The Twainster
I could easily forgive the pride of a gas or electric griller, if it had not mortified mine own.
Due to many frightful circumstances relating to galactic space evil, I must speak over discretely email.
Congrats on your new academic article, though I should really be congratulating myself because the version of your I wrote in my head is much better.
There's no living author with a better take on the "excruciating telegram" style of mom text messages.
It was never my intention to glamorize having lots of sex with beautiful women and I'm sorry if it came across that way.
I wouldn’t know what to do with multi-book deals and movie rights and reprint rights and the avalanche of capital from being on the bestseller list.