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If thou believes thy hands cleansed when 20 seconds have tarried, thou art awakening for ill news.

My girlfriend first noticed the absence of romance while I was in a stained dressing gown, digging wax from my ears while reminiscing about my ex.

In our letter describing “a story like a deep gash, revealing what was underneath the skin,” we were referring to the other Carl’s short masterpiece.

How would you feel if, every time someone wanted to address one of these problems, they used you as the reason?

“57 Varieties of Courage” Velveeta pulled her long red hair, the robust shade of Heinz ketchup, under a hood before leaving for the morning hunt.

You are in the middle of an elaborate run-on, that due to the nature of its structure, suggests a constantly-looming-but-never-arriving closure...

It's like you knew the key to my heart was a deep appreciation for long naked walks on the beach and Adobe Creative Suite.

Franz takes issue with his dad for unsolicited career advice and "being a bit of a tyrant" (wait until he meets you, not that it's a competition).

Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.

Can you babysit my child or pick up my packages since you're home? What a perfect opportunity to procrastinate and help a neighbor for zero dollars.

K. often wondered if he had become trapped in a time loop, like that movie Palm Springs. “My thesis is 467 pages long. What else is there to do?”

While people escape outdoors / There will be shortage the like of which was never seen / As masses storm stores / For parchment used to keep clean