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My cat was born in hell. She exists solely to antagonize me and if anything ever happened to her I would kill everyone and then kill myself.

I read Act I of your screenplay "The Library" while sighing and pretending to process your order.

“Be where your enemy is not.” When your roommate occupies the shower, secure the sofa or most comfortable communal chair, as well as the remote.

If I were spitballing names for an evil mountain, I feel like “Mount Doom” would be one of the first things I thought of.

Tired of quarantining, Raskolnikov becomes convinced that society must sacrifice the old for the greater good.

"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?

Dear Ma, It's bad out there. The Trader Joe's frozen aisle was completely decimated: no cauliflower crust pizza in sight.

"Sonnet 18, For My Dearest Netflix" Shall I compare thee to a blank brick wall? Thou art more lively and more intr’sting

“I was reluctant to try Tinder, too. You never know what weirdos you might find. Anyway, I enjoyed reading my entire dissertation aloud to you."

Lay very long in bed, enthralled by newly bequeathed Ozark. The Sickness, I hear, encreases in the towne much, and exceedingly everywhere.

Banners will fly, in all major cities, bearing my image and a few of my most famous words. There are so many.

KING LEAR How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child. Away, away! GONERIL I literally cannot leave.