My Declaration of Independence From This Conversation
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all conversations are not created equal; that some are boring as hell and a complete waste of time.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all conversations are not created equal; that some are boring as hell and a complete waste of time.
I went back to episode 8 in season 32: Watch Cormorant’s face when Mandeep finds Bumbalini’s pre-IPO filing. I watched it 18 times.
Let go. Really, just let go. The truth will come. Sometimes a fart will come. A fart is just another kind of truth. #yogaeverydamnday
Number 10 is Just a Number Before Number 11 and One Number After 9 and I Just Relieved Myself In My Pants---See What Happens Next
10. U: Used by moms in texts across the world. And candy hearts. And Prince. I love Prince. I would die 4 U.
“I’m not racist,” I say, laughing. “The first guy who sexually assaulted me was white.”
"How Climate Change Is Going To Make Our Planet So Inhospitable You'll Wish You Could Mutate Into A Tree Person From 'Annihilation'" —Vox
Step 21: Start by googling quotes about running, a weird number of which are from the Japanese novelist Haruki Murakami.
We prevailed! We, whose skins are sensitive to the winds that whip through the lobby when goddamn Liam doesn’t shut the door—marched into battle.
One time I told him I heard a rumor that there was a dead body in the woods and invited him on a hike to see if it was true.
Going for a Chaperoned Walk: Change this to a Chaperoned Bike Ride. I build fixed-gear bikes for disadvantaged seeing-eye dogs in my spare time.
DON'T: Try bullet journaling. Look, you can't even keep up with a pre-crafted planner, you think creating your own will go any better?