Man Fiction: Books About Shooting People in the Face
What exactly qualifies a book to be in the elite genre known as men's adventure? Non-stop action, ultra-violence, hot sex, war, gunporn, patriotic racism, and more!
Tag: Writing
10 Literary Rejection Letters to Famous Dead Authors
Good thing great authors aren't alive today. Here are 10 rejection letters they likely would have received in our current, dismal literary market.
Possible Titles for Fast & Furious 7
The Fast & The Furious series is famous for fast cars, hairless men, and Tyrese Gibson comedy. But the most enduring facet of the films is their ever-changing titles.
Creative Writing and Masturbation Have a Lot in Common
I wouldn't dare call myself an expert in creative writing. But I can tell you with no trepidation that I am in fact an expert in masturbation, and I mean that in the purest sense.
Ten Reasons to Love Each Other
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
You Don’t Have to Be Talented to Write a Novel
I intern at what they call a 'vanity' publishing house, which takes its title quite literally. We’re like that fake music video company that pissed out the auto-tuned disease that is 'Friday.'
A Blog About Every Topic Bloggable
I was searching for topics that people usually blog about when I came upon this list. So I decided to blog about everything. Strap yourself in, it’s about to get universal in here.
The Cure for Writer’s Block
I am searching for a dry erase board because I have writer's block. Thru the flawless prism of logic I have constructed, the board will assist me in constructing hysterical yet thought-provoking narratives.
Write as I Say, Not as I Do
It's been two years since I've been entertaining (or annoying) you, my faithful PIC readers and fans. So I'd like to offer you my personal guide to writing.
Your Guide to Writing Internet Humor
Internet humorists use only a few cliché kinds of comedy tricks. If you learn them, you'll have more jokes up your sleeves than fingers on your hands!
Tips on Writing a Proper Suicide Note
You don't want your suicide note to start off with a cliche line. "By the time you read this, I will be dead" is trite and entirely too dramatic.
Writer’s _____
I need to write something. Anything. As it's funny and entertaining. Yet when given such unlimited boundaries, I can't find anything to write about.