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Tag: Writing
Guide to Writing an Effective and Concise Opening for a Short Story While Being Concise
As a writer, I have discovered a number of techniques to ensure the opening of your short story engages your audience while propelling your narrative forward at light speed. It is my pleasure to share these techniques with you in what I call 'The Three Se
Thanks Again – A Poem
I was tripping on acid At a Russian restaurant In an upscale strip mall Waiting on a friend For a ride home When I heard the news. I walked outside To look at the cloudless evening sky And spotted a dark-haired girl In a sundress Dripping tears on the concrete ground. I said nothing. She looked up at me And said, “He’s gone.” And then she sang,
Head of a Porn Studio Critiques Young Screenwriter
The head of a porn studio gives notes to a young screenwriter on his screenplay submission to Money Shot Studios.
DeGraaf’s 2005 Columns in Review
Nate's friend Luke steps in for an objective assessment of Primal Urges in 2005. Luckily, the meaning of 'objective' breaks down quickly.
Surviving General Education Courses
Your brain, your penis, and your liver are all on the brink of failure. Is it some disease or just college? Should have paid attention in bio.
An Old Friend Reviews my Upcoming Book
An Old Friend Reviews my Upcoming Book
I Hope They Serve Talent in Hell
PIC's rabid dog of justice puts the finishing touches on Tucker Max's
Writing about Writing
As I've said before, one of the best advice you can give to writer's is write what you know. And since I'm a writer, you guessed it, this blog is all about writing. Thanks to this joke, it's also about writing about writing about writing. Everyone still with me?<br />
Top 10 Ways to Generate Feelings of False Progress on a Term Paper
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.
How to Email Your College Professor
A professor at Emory University shares an inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails.