<p style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; margin: 0px">Mike, it's Brad. Listen dude, remember how we've been surfing the islands since June? Well, we're totally broke, and we're really bummed. So, that's why you've got to tell the teacher we're surfing. </p>
<p class="MsoNormal">When you visit our aquarium, you will enter through a revolving door.<span> </span>Inside, you will be impressed by the site of many aquatic creatures which have been practicing their routines for months, specifically in order to impress you.<span> </span></p>
<p style="font: normal normal normal 12px/normal Helvetica; min-height: 14px; margin: 0px">Considering how boring it is to go to the clubs at night, do a bunch of coke, and go home with a beautiful woman who insists on performing fellatio repeatedly, I would like to take my own life. But there's just one problem: I'm way too handsome.</p>