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Nicole McKaig earned a BA in Psychology from Seattle Pacific University and recently graduated from Cal State University with an MS in Criminology. As a girl, she was raised by an enchanting gaggle of friendly woodland creatures in the foothills of the Pacific Northwest, where she frolicked in lush green meadows by day and nested in a cozy thicket by night. Nicole currently exists in post-grad limbo near Seattle, where she survives by scavenging for bits of bread overlooked by native waterfowl.

Comedy Writing

Holiday in Hell

So you say you're going to hell? Oh, someone else said you were? Don't worry, you have plenty of company and a new A/C unit to go.

Love and Haiti

All's fair in love and war in Haiti. At least that's what she thought, until the boyfriend moved there and caught her cheating.

Hugs Not Bugs

Looking for an easy way to hit it off with the ladies at the beginning of the semester? Leave your insect collection at home.

Salvation for a Slut

Before telling your best friend to stop whoring the block like the skank she is, you might want to let Nature take Her course.

Breaking the Seal

Most of us take our first drunken piss in or around a toilet. A few absent-minded women may decide the backseat of your car is better.

Assless in Alaska

Here's a sticky situation: you're stuck in Alaska, the Eskimo girls are all drunks, and your porn is getting old? Decision, decisions...

Fan Fiction

When trying to get a member of the opposite sex to kiss you, remember the old Victorian method of 'fan flirting.' Or learn it now.

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