Dan Hanlon | Points in Case

Dan Hanlon Richmond, VA

I graduated from VCU, majoring in Creative Advertising. I was a contestant on season 14 of Big Brother and my parents were contestants on The Marriage Ref. (Not really, but how would anyone know? Not a single person has ever watched those shows.) Here are some more fun facts about me:

1. My cousin’s friend’s Uncle Fred's neighbor is Tony Shalhoub aka "Monk." (You can’t make this stuff up, but in this case I did.)
2. I used the phrases "G Double-O D" before KFC and "That's G" before Gatorade, not to brag or anything. (Unfortunately true.)
3. My little brother was the E-Trade baby until he got too greedy about the number of naps specified in his contract. (Not true, I don't have a brother. You shouldn't always believe what you read on the Internet.)

Comedy Writing

Time for Another Horrible Haircut at Sport Clips

It may never be a good haircut but at least it's cheap and involves hair getting cut. That is, if you can make it through all the trials and tribulations of the waiting room.

by Dan Hanlon
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March 3, 2012

7 Things Every Classic Bowling Alley Should Have

Everything about a classic bowling alley screams "unchanged." The decor is 70's, the musty smoke and shoe odor still penetrates, and the food worse than you could imagine.

by Dan Hanlon
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August 18, 2011