Blender Theater Performance: Me Hype New York City
I opened a show at NYC's Blender Theater for the band Me Talk Pretty. There were 600 screaming fans there NOT to see me, and I still managed to pull off a good set.
Dirty Jokes From a Shitty Kid. Mike Cannon has been blowing his way to the bottom of the Comedy Industry for the past three years. With his incredibly sharp wit, and perky ass, there is no limit to how far he can go. Seriously, his ass is ridiculous. If he was gay (on a regular basis), guys would be lined up around the block to tap it. Every time he steps on stage, Mike provides an energetic performance not for the faint of heart. He regularly plays major clubs throughout New York City including Caroline’s On Broadway, Comic Strip Live, Broadway Comedy Club, Stand Up NY, New York Comedy Club, Eastville Comedy Club, Ochi’s Lounge at Comix, Sage Theater and Triad Theater to name a few. He’s also available for back alley H parties, events sponsored by the Duke Lacrosse team, and basically any place that serves alcohol. Mike is constantly working on his act, whether it is writing for his famed personal blog, trying out jokes on his friends, or bothering strangers on the subway for loose change or a sandwich. Comedy is his life, and he is dedicated to making the majority of you laugh and the rest of you squirm. Be sure to check out the constantly updated performance schedule on . So without further adieu, Ladies and Gentleman, I present you with Mike Cannon!
I opened a show at NYC's Blender Theater for the band Me Talk Pretty. There were 600 screaming fans there NOT to see me, and I still managed to pull off a good set.
How the fuck could a rich person ever have a bad sex life with their mate? With all that money to spice it up, there's no excuse for boring sex.
Bombing is a special side effect of comedy. I get a big kick out of playing in front of a group of seniors that aren't ready for my gross jokes.
Besides Alabama, upstate NY is the last place you want to lose track of your token black friend. When in doubt, deploy a rescue team.
This unadulterated boozefest happens every year on the last Monday of July. Tons of people, both from Lake George and not, dock their boats in this particular bay, and basically light the lake on fire.
This past week has been relatively uneventful besides the fact that I saved a fucking LIFE this past Friday. My homeless credit has just gone way up.
Aside from my day job and glamorous comedy career, I am a professional black-out drunk who can make or break a party at a moment's notice.