How to Tell if He/She’s Not That Into You
It's no fun spending your time feeling underappreciated in a relationship, or even wondering whether or not you're IN one. Here are the clues to look out for.
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Don’t Go Through Your Man’s Shit
Heed my advice based on personal mistakes: don't go dumpster diving through your boyfriend's text messages and emails like the many women before you did.
Moving Home After College
In order to give you an idea of why I'm so in love with my new digs at home with my parents, let me tell you about my old ones in the dorms.
A Goodbye Letter to My College Years
Dear College, the time has come for us to part ways. It only took six years, two arrests, and a brief stint running an illegal youth hostel in Barcelona to get here.
5 Things I Can’t Justify Spending Money On
I've been known to splurge on jeans or booze. But there are some things I absolutely hate spending my money on, including toilet paper and gas.
A Guy’s Guide to Not Being a Creep (By a Girl)
Guys, I regret to inform you that you are fighting a losing battle. I'm not saying you don't have a chance at not coming off creepy, but…well, it isn't a big chance.
4 Things I Don’t Like Hearing… Especially During Finals
There are 4 phrases I can't stand, especially during college finals: No, I'm sorry, Smile, and You look tired. Next time, think before you open your mouth.
Break’s Over, Get Back to School
Will the new semester bring better grades and more maturity, or more screw-ups and intensified alcoholism? The ball's in your court.
You Know You’re in College When…
Between the deadlines, responsibilies, and fifteen Jello shots you took last night, sometimes it's hard to remember where you are.
Always Come Clean on Strippers
You thought your man fooled around with a slutty freshman, but it turns out he lied and went to a strip club. He owes you an apology.
Yeah, We Met Online
Chances are, if you met your significant other in college, and marriage is out of the question, Facebook played a vital role in your courtship.
What Makes Him Mr. Right… Now
Some guys are worth the wait, others couldn't gain your interest if you were a bank holding their money. But you'll still take their deposits.