10) The random fuck
Nothing like a noncommital sex, Roxy.
9) The hot professor
It makes 75 minutes go by so much quicker. As they say, time flies when you're staring up a skirt.
8) The “I go to class everyday, and yes I will sign your name down if you're not there” girl
Heh, stupid professor hasn't seen me in class all semester. Only the ugly bitches,though.
7) The “You should come over and get fucked up” girl
Free beer?! Free liquor?! Yes. I'll be right over.
6) The “I made steak, you should come over” girl
The only reason this is higher on the list is because I drink every night. Alcohol is old hat, compared to a nice medium rare steak.
5) The “I'll dance on you even if you're sitting down and drunk” girl
It's basically a lapdance.
4) The Stripper
It's not basically a lapdance. It's a lapdance.
3) The hot nurse giving you a physical
It's hard to turn your head and cough when you want to pop a boner and squirt, but it's still nice.
2) The Asian Schoolgirl.
Self-explanatory
1) Mom
As much as I'd like to be a badass, my mom is a good woman and to leave her off of this list would be crass and wrong. Besides, if you don't love your mother, you end up like Rebello.
And you don't hear much of him nowadays, do you?