Have you ever taken a shower and lost your balance while you're closing your eyes to shampoo your hair?
I do that all the time and it's quite possibly one of the most retarded looking moves ever. Suddenly you forget which way you're facing and you start falling over and reaching for the wall or the shower head or anything besides pulling down the curtain (which I've only done once, several years ago…not that that makes it any less embarassing to admit).
Part of the problem must be that I usually shower fairly soon after waking up, so my equilibrium is still leaning towards the bed wondering why the fuck I ever left in the first place. But surely MOST of the problem is the fact that my shower is built on one of those old school playground swingy bridges.
Should this architect be shot?
TXT “YESPLEASE” to “7314” for an execution-style murder.
TXT “NOTHANKS” to “7315” for a random act of mercy.
or TXT “WHAT” to “7316” if you don't know what the hell is going on, but you'd like to spend .75 cents anyway.