On many occasions I ask people “How would you like an account of the events transpiring in my life?” and their response is a resounding “HELL YES!” But that's only if they are not already sucking on my neck in typical, fangirl style. A few people say “no” but that's because they already follow my every move and know me down to a T. Fanatics.
For those of you yet to stalk me, here's some major life points at the moment… basically it's my diary now.
I'm in College- Yea, read that however you want. I know in my articles I play this whole Loser kid who doesn't party or something and has no fun… but that's hardly true. Especially this year, since I'm in a private dorm that floats every weekend until they return it and get it refilled for the next party. Have I become a total party-whore? I hope not… but my nickname around here is Druncle Mike. I get a little rambunctious.
Film School- I'm taking three film classes, and a photography class and they're pretty rough… right now you're probably like “Oh you poor thing, actually enjoying your major I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU” Then I say Hey. Nobody needs that, okay? While my major may not be boring, it certainly isn't easy. planning production shoots, spending hours in the editing labs, taking pictures of the most beautiful flowers you've ever seen, with pixie dust and dew drops. It's a rough life. I have classes until 8 at night… but one class on Thursday, and none of Friday. I'm trying not to complain, but it's wearing me out.
Writing- I'm now a writer for the Texas Travesty. I was a writer for this austin based paper, but I had to quit that. I write for PIC and the PIC blog. If I had 2 more places to write, i'd have 6 degrees to Francis Bacon. That was a nerdy joke.
Comedy- I yearn to do stand-up, but since I'm already being pulled in all directions, I'll just have to have my dream deferred for a little bit.
Being pulled in all directions- Ever notice how women make you feel this way. Let's just say that even when prospects are looking great, I still manage to come up short.
Sleep- I'm not getting enough, and I'm dozing off in every class… this wouldn't be so bad if my classes were a little bit larger. My classes are about the same size at my dating pool. (There's NO Diving, and it's just deep enough wet my appetite but nothing else… plus the water's really cold and icy… bitch)
Complaining- I've been doing too much of it lately, and as they say “Cheer up, You never know who's falling in love with your smile.” But that's bull, because those same girls get all offended when I smile at them (see picture). I might add that I like to smile with my hands. I might subtract that it's even a smile at all, but rather a twisted grin of deviosity.
WINK, Later guys.