Dear Diary,
Today was probably one of the best days of my whole entire life!
The day started when I called in sick at work. I woke up with bleeding gums and had an emergency visit with the dentist where he cleaned my teeth and also gave me some big speech on how important it is to brush your teeth everyday.
No biggy.
After the dentist, I headed over to the mall. It's my father's birthday coming up and I decided this year, instead of getting him a present, I'm going to sing him a song. So I bought a kareokee machine.
I plan on singing “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson to him.
Anyways, while I was coming out of the mall I ran into my neighbor Julie. Julie lives on the same floor as me and has been my neighbor for five years now. We hardly ever talk. Mostly because she's super hot and I get nervous around her.
She makes my feet stink.
Julie had just finished doing some grocery shopping and had a lot of bags with her. Eating for one, she sure does buy a lot of food. I helped her put the bags in her car and couldn't believe it when I asked her if later tonight, she wanted to go out for dinner. Then I couldn't believe it when she said yes.
She said she liked my shiny white teeth.
Julie is an artist. She once had her own exhibition showing off her art. She likes to create her own postcards where she draws a picture on it and tells a secret. She said sometimes she'll annoymously mail them out to random people.
Anyways, later that night she came over and instead of going out, because we both don't have much money, I ended up cooking for her. I couldn't believe there was Julie sitting in MY apartment eating MY food.
What a treat!
But the best part of the night came after dinner. We were on the couch watching CSI. I had made sure I wasn't wearing any socks and smiling all the time to show off my shiny white teeth. The show ended and I turned to her and asked if she wanted to have intercourse.
SHE SAID YES!
Diary, I'll fill ya in on the dirty details tomorrow! I'm really tired right now and have to get up early for work.
But I really like Julie and I think there is definitely a future for us.
She could be the one!!