Dude!!!
Okay so yesterday I'm delievering groceries at a costumers house. The lady dude goes to the bathroom and I hear some crazy noises coming from upstairs. So I go check it out in this one bedroom and dude….
Jackpot!!!!
They got this sex nympho chick tied to the bed! Must be the daughter or something. Anyways, shes asking me to fuck her like hundred times! Oh man, I almost did but then I heard the toilet flush downstairs so I ran back down.
Dude, we gotta go back! This chick was beggggiiin' for it!!
Shes got a total “butterface” but shes super horny and even has one of those vibrating beds!! I took a pic for ya with my new picture phone.
As I was leaving I overheard my costumer on the phone talking about going to some church tomorrow night to find some priest so it'll be perfect time for us to sneak back into the house and GET SOME!!!
And dude….for sure no condoms!!
Call me tonite!!
Jake “the snake”
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