Granted it will have to be a rather hefty stone to kill those fatass, energy consuming birds.
I think the greatest thing about the above article is that it combines what I feel would be two normal YAHOO headlines, into one Megatron Robo-Criticism that uses its energy sword to stab at the heart of America's problems.
Only we're much too thick-skinned to have it actually make it to our hearts. You'll have to wait for America to get lipo (i.e. open its mind to its consumerist faults) before you can effectively perform this triple bypass (i.e. redemption of the U.S.'s name) and send us on the long road to recovery (i.e. wasting more gas on several trips for McDonald's Soft Serve)
And you wonder why they call them Bleeding Heart liberals…
Skinny emo bitches who walk places.
P.S. Why can't America be one of those Lucky Girls who eat all they want and never gain weight?
When you figure out the metaphorical implications of THAT question, you get back to me.