Dear Nick,

Your wonderful, little comment just warrants a well, thought-out reply too much for the comment box. You did make some interesting and rather good points, and I’d hate to see the opportunity to have a good argument pass me by.

“I’d say, make it a “Run of Shame.” Or even, a “Marathon of Shame.”” -Nick

What exactly would be a “Marathon of Shame?” Would that be when a girl just runs from one hook-up to the next, creating a “Walk of Shame” build-up? Or would that be traversing over 26 miles just to go home after sex? If you ever meet some one who has performed a “Marathon of Shame,” I want details of what it actually entailed.

“I don’t think it’ll ever work. Mainly, because women aren’t really “ashamed” of getting laid. Nobody really is.”-Still Nick

You are right, sir. No one is ashamed of getting laid. They are usually ashamed of who they decided to lay or how the laying was. Think about the last time you shared tender moments with a girl that caused you swear to yourself that you would never do her again. That is the shameful quality that is hopelessly connected to the “Walk of Shame.”

“They’re more ashamed that they have to walk. That is to say, if a guy makes a girl walk home after a night of fucking, it’s more disrespectful and therefore more shameful.”-Take a lucky guess

I don’t know about every female out there, but I’m part of the section of chicks who doesn’t want people to know where she lives until after I’ve given them an address. Personal thing, I know, but it’s kinda like when a guy calls you and you can’t remember giving them your phone number. Later it hits you that you used their cell phone once, effectively letting them have your number.

Now if a guy makes a girl walk home, then you are right once again. However that’s why there are two little things called “revenge” and “milking it for all it’s worth.” I’m willing to bet money on revenge being invented by a female. It just seems natural.

“Not to mention that having premarital sex is also shameful, but we won’t get into that now.”-Four letter word for “Gaudio”

Too late, you brought it to the table, so now we are going get into it. Premarital sex is only shameful if you make into a shameful thing. Besides, the entire idea of premarital sex being “wrong” or “shameful” stems from religion and eras of dowries and bride prices. If you choose to back that point up with something other than religion and bygone time periods, I will listen and maybe admit that you’re right with that. Maybe.

Jesus loves you,
(or at least that's what the bible says)
Roxy

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