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FUCK!!!

by Nathan DeGraaf
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October 19, 2007
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Rutgers 30 South Florida 27

Fuck!!!

Feel free to rip me apart.

Fuck!!

Tags: The Nate Way

Nathan DeGraaf Tampa, FL by way of St. Louis, MO

Nathan DeGraaf graduated fucking years ago with a BA in Creative Writing from the University of South Florida, which he still lives near because college chicks are the best. On... See full profile »

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Anonymous October 22, 2007

This one time in vietnam, i was cuttin a hole ina guys leg and I says to him i says where do you keep your chunky taint? and he says to me in my basement so I says aunt jeminas creedo: butter my bisquit and he says uncle ben seems to be lost, hes cookin his own DICK!

Anonymous October 20, 2007

It's just one... your a dick for pushing that perfect season on us though.

Caitlin October 19, 2007

Hey I was right by you too! I was in the bleachers! However, I would have to be suicidal to walk over to the USF section wearing red head to toe.

Doug October 19, 2007

I was the only green in a sea of red (save the USF section). Brutal stadium to be an opposing fan!

Well caitlin I couldn't have been too hard to spot...I was in the nose bleeds on the USF side - a target for countless insults and peanuts!

Wesley October 19, 2007

One loss is hardly worth skewering you over. For a team with very little history and a shitty kicker, a three point loss is nothing to gloat over. The real test of the team will now be in seeing how they handle this loss. Do they pick themselves up, wipe themselves off and get back on the horse? Or, do they dwell on one loss and lose control over the remainder of their season.

Truthfully, this loss was necessary in order to accurately gauge this team's quality. The next few games will tell us how good they really are.

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