Slices are just something I made up and decided to use on my blog. Normally I just kinda do them in person. It's called telling a story or something like that, but when you print them out online, I call them SLICES!
Mike: If you could be any woman in the world who would you be?
Adam: What a stupid question.
Austin: Brooke Burke.
Mike: Why.
Austin: Because then I'd come find the old me and ride him.
Gary: Hey when are we finally going to be in one of these SLICES things you keep talking about?
Mike: How does right now sound?
Mike: If you could be any man in the world who would you be?
Cassidy: Not right now Mike, I don't have time for your cheeky games.
Mike: C'mon just name someone.
Cassidy: I'd be you.
Mike: Aww I'm flattered.
Cassidy: I've always wanted to be an insensitive asshole.
Alex: Oh man that chick is hot. Think I have a chance?
Mike: Not really.
Alex: Why not?
Mike: Any time you have to ask, the answer is no.
Mike: Hey Alex if you could be any woman…
Adam: Don't answer him, otherwise he'll keep on going with this stupid question.
Alex: I think I want to be that chick over there.
Mike: No you don't.
Alex: Why did you ask me if you're just going to shoot it down.
Mike: Trust me on this one.
Alex: No really who made you grand fucking master of who I should be.
Mike: I'm just saying, if you're that girl, then we fucked last week.
Mike: Adam, seriously what girl would you be?
Adam: You're so goddamn persistent, I don't even know why I'm you're friend.
Mike: Maybe because I wouldn't stop knocking on your door until you hung out with me tonight.
Austin: Why does it always have to be the fat chicks that wear tight clothing?
Mike: It's probably the same reason that insecure guys make smartass quips about everything.
Girl: You two are assholes.
Mike: Hey nobody asked you.
Girl: Asked me what?
Mike: If you wanted to be in one of my Slices… sign here and here. Also could you end on a humorous, but not really note.
Girl: Ugh, I take it back. You're the asshole. He's just guilty by association.
Mike: Why won't you tell me what woman you want to be?
Adam: Maybe because I know you'll just call me gay.
Mike: No dude I'm serious, everyone wishes they were a girl sometimes.
Adam: Fine, Cameron Diaz
Mike: Oh man, you ARE a fag.