Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
I quit.
There's no keeping up with life anymore. It moves too fast, changes too quickly and goes back to what it did before. And then it does it again.
It makes no sense, but that's what I've noticed.
Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
One time, when I was sixteen, I told my buddy Aaron (a West Point Graduate) that I couldn't comprehend infinity. I told him that I understood that it goes on forever, but that I couldn't see any examples of forever in my everyday life.
He laughed and asked me, “Have you ever run out of snot?”
And I understood.
Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
Life makes no sense, but that's what I've noticed.
Sex, alcohol, drugs, music, sports and sex again.
That's all I need.
I'm tired of thinking but hell, Jesus Christ has a Wikipedia page.
I quit.
(Nate's note: Don't drink and read Tim Dorsey. It will fuck with your perspective.)