Look, I'm just going to be honest, because that's the kind of person I am. I genuinely try to pretend I'm honest and straightforward.
I have no idea what the fuck public option means. Perhaps I should. It's all over the news. Health care reform this, health care reform that. It's even in porn. Oh, I'm going to health care reform all over your face babe oh yeaaahhhhh oh yeah alright get the fuck out im serious get the fuck out now ill email you your purse and your clothes just fucking leave.
Usually I'm all up in pop culture, well versed in current events, and have a thorough knowledge of the most important issues facing our country today. I think I even voted last, um, October? No, November. But going from terrorist attacks to unemployment to THIS, it just bores the fuck out of me. I realize a trillion dollars is at stake, but it's not my trillion. Well, part of it is, but a trillion dollars spread out over 300 million taxpayers is only like…wait holy fuck. Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
Holy fuck.
Shit, maybe I should care about what or who public option is. It seems like the most crucial thing between this health care bill getting passed or not. I guess I could just take two seconds to google it; after all, this is important, not only to me, my finances, and all the sick people in the future, but also my children and my grandchildren.
But I don't know what public option means partly because I don't think I want to know. Unless it affects the price of weed, I honestly don't see how it's going to really impact anything. Ignorance is bliss, and I am full of bliss. I mean I have a lot of bliss. Damn it, what does bliss mean?