My favorite rips on me:
Check out Court's fancy-ass scroll-down puller-list of bloggers. None of them have estrogen, except me. And Nick Gaudio.
-Reader Jess
gaudio nutted his pants because he's a faggy ass poet
-Curtiss
Nick Gaudio
He’s just too stoned to blog. Oh, and he’s now head poetry editor or something for his school so when he’s not writing his columns, getting stoned or wondering what West Virginia’s football season would have been like if South Florida hadn’t whooped ‘em Poland WWII style, he’s probably trying to figure out why onomatopoeia is so ridiculously hard to spell.
-DeGraaf
Nick Gaudio (is that how you spell that dago's name?)
-David S. Harper, Fan Mail
(Yes it is!)
That's like if Nick Gaudio got assraped 1,000 times and I said “Boy that Nick Gaudio, always getting assraped.” Then, I got assraped once. I could still criticize Gaudio because he still gets assraped a lot more than me. It's simple math.
-Rebello, of course
Gaudio would stab me and Chad Chamley would take the credit.
-Another Rebello gem.
(I would, too)
someone like Nick Gaudio (who looks more like a microwaved Ken doll)
-Rebello, again…
pro-choice babykillers, Americans, Canadians, Mexicans, old people, babies, the middle-aged, the mentally ill, the disabled, and Nick Gaudio
-Guess?