They should make a book called ‘Reading for Dummies' or ‘The Idiot's Guide to Reading.'
It would be funny if you were in class taking a test and your cell phone went off, ringing loudly because you forget to put it on silent, and you look up to see how pissed the teacher is, and he's holding a phone and mouthing the words ‘pick it up.' You answer your phone and the teacher says into his phone ‘the answer to number 4 is D. Love you.' and hangs up.
I wonder how many sexual harassment claims are filed in the pornography industry.
What will be the death metal of 2027? Because the Ramones were considered punk at one point. Now it's like summer picnic music. So the hardcore stuff today, like death metal, will be basically church music in 20 years.
Speaking of, I wonder if there's such a thing as Christian Death Metal.
It's funny that a multi-million dollar porn concept came out an American Pie joke (MILF).
Speaking of, am I the only one who thinks ‘Ass To Mouth' when someone says ‘ATM'?
I'm going to grow my pubes into an afro. Or maybe cornrows. No, dreads. Or a mohawk. LOLZ, would that be a landing strip then?