I really can't believe someone actually gave you job of Master of Ceremonies for the upcoming Ornithological Society function. Because there can be no doubt that I am a better MC than you. You see, when they talk about me they say “that MC is great” but when they talk about you they say “that MC is fake.”
I am in a state of shock that you will not only deliver the keynote address to the distinguished audience of ornithologists, but I also understand that you will be making some remarks on the Clapper Rail. When I think about how you will deliberately imitate my flow, and use my slang, I think I'm fittin' to go to jail. You know that if you speak like me you'll go straight to the top, but fake like me and you'll be sure get dropped.
When it comes to my position in the Ornithological Society, you obviously resent my station. Whenever we are talking about avian species, you got no lines, so you're using mine. If I talk about the same bird again and again, that's because I care about my fans. The auditorium was packed last time I came in and rapped. After the talk, the main conclusion was that I was so great, but that you were so gay.
It is obvious that you really want to be like me. But there's not a whole lot you can do. Because I'm a better MC than you.