A Hollywood book signing with Mike Faerber, enjoy:
Only Fan – Hey Mike, my name's Aaron, I love your wri-
Mike – Aren't there supposed to be… more of you?
O.F. – Well, I can't speak for-
Mike – Really, I had at least 12 of you 6 months ago. I wonder if…
O.F. – So what's the new book about?
Mike – … they're all stuck in the traffic that's on the way here. Hmm?
O.F. – I'd like a signed copy, so if you just give me one I'll buy it.
Mike – OH NO. I haven't written anything in like six months so yeah…
O.F. – You held a book signing without a book?
Mike – I thought you guys would like print out my blog or have titties or something.
O.F. – I stood up for you man. When the others said that a person who doesn't write has no advantage over the person that can't, I said No, no.
Mike – Aaron was it? With TWO A's? HAHAHA What did you want to make double sure you were first in the phonebook?
O.F. – MIKE ALWAYS COMES THROUGH, I said. HE'S PROBABLY GOT SOMETHING BIG IN THE WORKS. I SAID.
Mike – It's like I have to do something deserving of praise to have people praise me. That's messed up.
O.F. – THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME!!! C'MON!!!
Mike – Look I gotta go. I can't handle all this hero worship bullshit.
O.F. – YOU ARE THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE EVER!
Mike – Well there's no doubt about that. Look at my fans. I never thought I'd be such a sell out.