• How many lazy roommates does it to take to put in a light bulb?
Apparently more than two.
• How many blind men does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, as long as he appreciates irony
• How many college kids visiting home does it take to put in a light bulb?
DAAAAAD!! THE LIGHT IN THE KITCHEN WENT OUT!
• How many municipal workers does it take to put in a light bulb?
Six. One to put the light bulb in and five to make sure he’s doing it right.
• How many beers does it take to put my dick in a light bulb?
Nineteen.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.
• How many kids with obsessive compulsive disorder does it take to put in a light bulb?
One kid, seven times.