Sometimes, I receive emails that bring tears to my eyes. Sometimes, y'all are just so profoundly moving that I can't help but love you guys. This is one of those emails.
Nathan,
I was wondering if you could give me some tips. See I am dating someone and I want to give him a blow-his-mind rock-his-fucking-world blowjob. I think I am pretty good at it (at least, so I have been told) and I'm pretty confident and all but any tips would be welcome. It will be the first time I gave him one and I want it to be one he never forgets.
I already have the look down. I am gonna show up in his favorite team's hockey jersey with nothing under it so I am sure he'll remember that part… but let's get down to the dick part of things, just a few tips would be great
Sincerely,
Iwannagivemindblowinghead.
Now, I tried to help this girl as best I could, but as a heterosexual man, I was really only able to tell her what I like and not all guys are the same. So I figured that if y'all had any tips for this young lady, that would be awesome.
Oh, and not for nothing, but I love it when women want to be able to overpower men with their sexual prowess. There is nothing hotter than a woman who loves what she does, does what she loves and works hard to perfect her craft. Especially if her craft is sucking cock.
So again, if any of you women feel you rock the cum off the BJ, please feel free to respond.
And by the way, if Nick Gaudio's sister is reading this, please don't respond with your name. The boy worries enough as it is.