Sometimes I get wrapped up in telling stories on IM. Here's a 4 minute example:
courtjester5000 (12:47:06 PM): yesterday there was such a freaky moment in the parking basement
courtjester5000 (12:47:22 PM): there's this little mini door in there that goes under the building
courtjester5000 (12:47:52 PM): like a 6ft ceiling but with lights in there and all kinds of random storage
courtjester5000 (12:47:59 PM): so there's this mannequin that you can see from teh door
courtjester5000 (12:48:16 PM): and i walked up to the door and saw it and thought it was a real person
courtjester5000 (12:48:21 PM): and i kind of got startled
courtjester5000 (12:48:31 PM): then i calmed down and looked around some more
courtjester5000 (12:48:43 PM): and i thought there was another mannequin next to it
courtjester5000 (12:48:51 PM): so i stared for a second and then IT MOVED
courtjester5000 (12:49:02 PM): and it was a freaking construction guy
courtjester5000 (12:49:07 PM): im like
courtjester5000 (12:49:09 PM): UHHH
courtjester5000 (12:49:10 PM): HI
courtjester5000 (12:49:20 PM): whats uhhh, going on in here
courtjester5000 (12:49:25 PM): he's like
courtjester5000 (12:49:29 PM): “construction.”
courtjester5000 (12:49:38 PM): and then i said possibly the stupidest thing ive ever said
courtjester5000 (12:49:40 PM): in my life
courtjester5000 (12:50:05 PM): “oh, on this building?”
courtjester5000 (12:50:41 PM): and then just when i thought the embarassment was over, i realized there was another construction guy eating lunch behind him
courtjester5000 (12:50:57 PM): so i just got the hell out of there
courtjester5000 (12:51:16 PM): i expected chucky to chase me down at any min
LoopedOut5 (12:51:22 PM): and i thought MY life was awkward