I've been in the kitchen cooking up good questions for my super-special bestest best friends. And just for your Court, I'll number them.
1. Do you feel like you missed out on something because you'll never get the chance to do ‘Ludes? What the hell were ludes in the first place? I'm a little pissed my parents' generation got to do ludes but I never did. Anybody ever do them? Were they cool? Anybody just like the sound of the word "ludes?" Or is that just me?
2A. What's the longest you've gone wearing the same exact clothes? I mean, same undies/socks/pants/shirt.
2B. What's the longest you've gone being naked (past 18 years old of course)?
3. Since I'm technically disabled, but willing to learn and drive a Batmobile, anybody want to make me their ward? We could be a real life Batman and Robin! I'm enthusiastic, look great in tights and am totally able to live in a million-dollar mansion. Anybody want to take me in?