You all should get blogs. Not just because it automatically makes you sexier, but also because then you get to take advantage of wonderful things like Statcounter. I think Nick's talked about this before, but one of the awesome things about it is that it lets me know what searches yield me blog. Well, I've decided to play around with that a little bit, and let you know how to search for things I've written. It takes a little manipulation, but the results are AWESOME. To me at least.
Google:
Tramp with Sexy Masculine Musk (#1. Pheromones Baby. Get a whiff.)
George Bush Has Rough Sodomy With A Dildo And Lube (#4 of 1,730. 1, 730! The Internet is crazy.)
Lonely Gritty Vagina (#6 of 13,500. Wow. I don't even want to see the other 13,499. Ok maybe I do. Brb).
Paul Frank Has A Racist Grandma (#1 of 11,200. Care to explain that one, Mr. Hitler Obsession?)
Slag-faced shecunt (#1. Of 1. Originality of the motherfucking Internet. Baller for real.)
Gloppy anus (# 1 of 820. I didn't have the balls for an image search.)
Casual Proctologist (#1 of 13,400. I always thought of them of up tight.)
Yahoo:
Dicks in a vagina (I'm # 1. Of 5,050,000. It's probably a coincidence, but it's still going on my goddamn resume.)
Vanilla Jizz Stain (# 1 of 13,900. Delicious.)
Sweaty Vaginas With Crabs (# 2 of 23,800. I hope nobody is looking for medical advice.)
Thiefbreed (#'s 1 and 2. Of 2. Accuse me of plagiarizing NOW, Chad Chamley).
Tyler Has Unattractive Gay Lovers (#3, of 9,240 people who know the truth).
Labels: Gay Lovers, Paul Frank, Redundancy, Tyler Haggard