Have you heard about that new Disney movie, Wall-E? Soooooo fake. Clearly computer-generated.
Wall-E is an animated film from Pixar that just came out. This ain't no fuckin' Finding Nemo, let me tell ya. It's so fake. Do they really expect us to believe that there are no people on Earth, save for one robot? I go to the movies to watch people audition to be America's best new singer/dancer/comedian/Legally-Blonde-play-actor in front of celebrity judges, while Amerca votes week by week to pick a winner. Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?
Here's the premise: everyone had to leave Earth because the Earth has so much trash on it from rampant consumerism or whatever. So everyone leaves the planet, and sends a bunch of robots to clean up the earth. The program fails, but one robot is left, and he cleans up the earth until he falls in love with a female robot sent down to check on him or some FUCKING bullshit.
If you're not high from reading that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
Do kids really believe this story? You kids are so nieve and ignorant! There's no such fucking thing as robots, kids! Grow up already!
Plus, dude, I know Wall-E personally. That dude would not clean the Earth for shit. Dude just likes to sit around, watch TV, and eat potato chips. He calls them "tater chips."
