Recently, I took a peek over at the sideboard, where the links are to the latest blog posts from your friendly Points in Case staff. What I saw was shocking.
The latest post – a love letter from Nate to Ron Paul. The post before – something about Babe Ankiel. The post before –
I'll skip the foreplay (as usual). They were all Nate. What did this mean? Had the rest of the blog staff been caught up in the recent highly advanced strain of cooties going around (I think it's great that this country prepares us for herpes at such a young age, for the record)? Well, that explained Faerber (cooties, like field mice, often live in beards), but what of the rest of us?
I was all ready to breathe a sigh of relief when I saw that Gaudio had posted. To call that a post would be like to call a midget a person – sure it's technically true, but you and I both know that that's not the full story. But who was I to judge? My most recent posts read more like late-night ramblings than the early morning ramblings they truly are. This post is already twice as long as my last two put together. All that ado aside, it's time for me to do a little mental cleaning. So, without rhyme or reason, some random thoughts:
Today's Horoscope: You will find yourself dealing with multiple allegations of sexual harassment after you have the ill-fated idea to introduce your office to a sexual fantasy football league.
One Sentence Story: “Look on the bright side John,” Steve said, throwing in a hearty clap on the shoulder for good measure, “Lorena wasn't right for you anyway, and now you're one of the few men who can say he's performed autofellatio.”
My Baseball Predictions(Hopes?): AL (New York over Cleveland in 4, Boston over LA in 4, New York over Boston in 7).
NL (NY over Arizona in 3, San Diego over St. Louis in 3, NY over San Diego in 6).
WS (NYY over NYM, 5).
I'm not biased, or anything.
Football Predictions: I'll go through a longer post at some point where I flesh this out, but long story short, New England over Chicago.*
*I've got heavy action that it won't be a sweep. I've never bet on football before, but a nice man with hair like Pacino informed me that there had bunch of sweeps in the Super Bowl recently and we were due for a close series. And they said people weren't nice anymore.
That's it for now. I've become bored.