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Random Anti-Chuck Norris Fact

by Xavier Holland
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September 2, 2007

Chuck Norris never counted to infinity. He just doesn't know any numbers bigger than 10.

Tags: Celebs, Chuck Norris, Deus X Machina

Xavier Holland New York, NY

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9 Comments

LALALA March 12, 2009

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

^^gay.^^

Anonymous August 15, 2009

That's not because he's great, it's because his DNA differs that much from that of a human that normal drugs do not affect him.

Anonymous January 10, 2009

lovely, Keep on righting! these are pure

Heather September 4, 2007

Chuck Norris cries alone in the dark...all the time...because he knows...

...he's a giant douchebag. Keep writing, dude.

Anonymous November 8, 2009

You should really be the asshole.

What if YOU were the one that was being made fun of? What would you do? Would you complain about it and cry like a pussy?

Or would you stand free and feel OK about it. He's been made fun of for ages. He rocks.

End of conve.

BlackRose August 27, 2011

dude ripping him off is way better then freakin listening to someone say random things that dont even freggin make sense

CitizenX September 2, 2007

Dear anonymous,

No.

Love,

X

RottenApple January 17, 2010

Hahahahahahahha...

Anonymous September 2, 2007

Please stop writing. Nothing you have written lately has been remotely funny, insightful or in any way stimulating or worthy of further conversation. This blog has become a waste of web space.

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