Sugarcoating: Sugarcoating is pretty awesome; I don't understand why people are so reticent to let it happen to issues. Delicious, delicious issues.
Have Your Cake And Eat It Too: It is entirely possible to purchase (steal) a large hunk of cake, have it for a while, and then eat it. Even the revised form, “eat your cake and have it too” doesn't really make that much sense; how could you be eating something you didn't have? Hell, you could even eat part of the cake and have the rest. Or you could have it in your stomach.
Double-edged Sword: What is a double-edged sword? Is it one you hold at the middle? Or are both sides of the blade sharp? I was under the impression that most swords had completely sharp blades. As far as I can see it, people use the term “double-edged sword” for situations where self-harm is likely; if this is true, why are there double-edged swords at all? Did anybody actually make weapons that were as likely to stab their wielders as their victims?
So many questions.