Because this is a humor website and the rest of this post isn't a joke, here're two quickies:
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: “You can keep the tip.”
Q: What's smaller than an Asian's cock?
A: A black man's to-do list.
Okay…now on to business…
A few months ago, I was rummaging around in my Grandma's basement and saw this little leather strap hanging out of behind a bookcase that she keeps in her storage room. I pulled on it and a little leatherbound book slid out.
I opened the book and came to find that it's nearly 200 years old. From 1814.
It's in old Germanic language, so I called up my ex girlfriend who speaks German. Well, she came over and translated it that it's basically a chart of standards for beer and other imported items between Germany and the USA in 1813. Like so many dollars=so much beer or so much bread, etc.
I was thinking that I should be able to sell it somewhere, but I really have no idea as to who would want it, or who would pay top dollar for something so old.
I'd really like to just keep it, but if it's worth lots of money…fuck that, it's gone.
Thanks for any help.
P.S.- New article TO-NIGHT