Some Quick Jokes

I‘ll give you a real post later. For now, savor these quick jokes:

I liked going away to college because “broke” sounds a lot better than poor.

They say you can take the girl out of Dallas, but you can't take the Dallas out of a girl. Leastways without a wire hanger.

I date a white girl, and it's cool except for the politics. Obviously, we're going to vote for candidates who resonate with our personal experiences. Like as a black male, I'll probably vote for Obama. And she'll vote for Hillary Clinton, because I often get blowjobs at work.

I work with middle schoolers.