"Hell man, ain't nothing as awesome as you think it'll be. I once lived with two bisexual women. After six months or so a that, I came home one day from work and saw both of them bimbos going at it on my living room floor… And you know, all I could bring my tired ass to say was, ‘Didn't one of you lazy bitches cook me dinner? Hell, y'all split the chores.' I tell ya, ain't nothing so great it can't get old."
I wish I had anything worthwhile to add to that.
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