Regular swings just go forwards and backwards, up and down. Over. And over. And over again! Even your grandma can do it! And you know the worst part? It’s BORING!
But what if there was a swing out there that was unpredictable, dangerous and completely unnecessary to living a happy and healthy life?!?
Get ready for SURVIVAL SWING!
Hop on and take the swing of YOUR life, because if YOU can’t survive Survival Swing…YOU DIE!!!
Challenge YOUR friends!
Test YOUR child’s development!
Use it for YOUR illegal death matches!
With Survival Swing, YOU’RE in control of YOUR destiny as YOU try and master over NINE levels of difficulty, including MAXIMUM and TOTAL MAXIMUM!
If YOU are still alive after level 9, YOU have survived and that makes YOU a Survival Swing Survivalist! AWESOME!
Survival Swing can be found in 537 Toyhut Stores nation-wide and in most Army surplus or survival stores west of Washington’s Skagit River.
Buy today while supplies last!
And remember: YOU cannot sue the makers of Survival Swing for ANYTHING! EVER!!!