Things Children Never Say When You Ask Them "What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?"

Also known as, The Longest Article Title On PIC (although that wouldn't be the longest, so it would be quite ironic).

* Janitor

* Garbageman

* Lunch lady

* Drug dealer

* Volunteer KKK leader

* Pornographic film actor

* A slave to ‘The Man'

* Freelance Gynecologist