I had an odd dream last night. I dreamt that Hollywood—and I could only assume that Michael Bay would have been directing—was coming out with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel entitled “Guacamole.” In this new movie the Turtles—
Well, let me stop there and say I guess for all intents and purposes, it would be a prequel.
—start out younger and also have another brother named Rodin (after sculptor Auguste Rodin) and how, in the movie he dies and so from there on out they avenge him by fighting crime and whatnot. Splinter and Shredder would have been only minor characters at that point. This probably is definitely not from any of the comics.
Weird, right? I gotta stop eating food right before I go to bed.
But I would totally see that movie.
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