Thu, May 29, 10:35 pm To: Jim
Im sending u this message so i look important and popular at the bar
Thu, May 29, 11:02 pm
From: Jim
I am sending this response in hopes you are talking to a hot girl and you can look important.
Thu, May 29, 11:06 pm
To: Jim
Well to be honest i sort of am kinda not really it just made everybody else start text messaging
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Thu, May 29, 11:02 pm
To: Traeger
Im sending u this text so i dont have to talk to this girl at the bar i can pretend im too important
Thu, May 29, 11:09 pm
From: Traeger
It's traeger's friend amie you are way too important to talk to her. Tell her that black bear beats battlestar gallactica
Thu, May 29, 11:12 pm
To: Traeger
When this chick drinks she humors me but sober she acts like im a fucking leper
Thu, May 29, 11:14 pm
From: Traeger
Two words: Ike Turner. Ike Turner her ass.
Thu, May 29, 11:16 pm
To: Traeger
Consider it done! Can u post bail though?
Thu, May 29, 11:17 pm
From: Traeger
i'll call rob. He has experience.
Thu, May 29, 11:22 pm
To: Traeger
See what u can and how do u stop internal bleeding? I think the cops r here
Thu, May 29, 11:27 pm
From: Traeger
I think salt helps
Thu, May 29, 11:30 pm
To: Traeger
I will look into it thanks ur the best!