A mom and her daughter are talking.
Mom: “So…what does your new boyfriend do?”
Daughter: “Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations.”
Mom: “Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?”
Daughter: “No…he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!”
Mom: “When he grows up? Isn't he like 25?”
Daughter: “31 and a half. He wants to go to the moon! And fly through space!”
Mom: “Yeah…Was he high when he said these things?”
Daughter: “No, he said he doesn't smoke pot anymore……any more than Willie Nelson.”
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