A mom and her daughter are talking.

Mom: “So…what does your new boyfriend do?”

Daughter: “Well, nothing right now, but he's got great aspirations.”

Mom: “Like what? A doctor? Is he going to medical school?”

Daughter: “No…he wants to be an astronaut when he grows up!”

Mom: “When he grows up? Isn't he like 25?”

Daughter: “31 and a half. He wants to go to the moon! And fly through space!”

Mom: “Yeah…Was he high when he said these things?”

Daughter: “No, he said he doesn't smoke pot anymore……any more than Willie Nelson.”

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