Everybody makes mistakes, even me. I've been learning Korean (slowly) and here are some of the funnier mistakes I've made in the past few weeks.
While looking for an apartment:
What I thought I said: "Is it okay for me to get a puppy?"
What I really said was: "Is it okay for me to get a son of a bitch?"
While ordering food:
What I thought I said: "Can I get the spicy cow blood soup?"
What I really said was: "Can I get the spicy cow blood soup?"
While talking to a girl:
What I thought I said: "I think you're a very pretty girl."
What I really said was: "I think you're a very pretty whore."
While hanging out with a known Korean mafia member (we met in the gym):
What I thought I said: "What's up older brother?" (Koreans use the term "older brother" as a sign of respect for non-family members.
What I really said was: "What's up faggot?" (The word for "older brother" changes when a man says it and when a woman says it. The term I used is only used when two men are gay lovers. This jo-poge—gangster—and I are definitely not. Oops.)