Casey Freeman with a censored label over his mouth

Everybody makes mistakes, even me. I've been learning Korean (slowly) and here are some of the funnier mistakes I've made in the past few weeks.

While looking for an apartment:
What I thought I said: "Is it okay for me to get a puppy?"
What I really said was: "Is it okay for me to get a son of a bitch?"

While ordering food:
What I thought I said: "Can I get the spicy cow blood soup?"
What I really said was: "Can I get the spicy cow blood soup?"

While talking to a girl:
What I thought I said: "I think you're a very pretty girl."
What I really said was: "I think you're a very pretty whore." 

While hanging out with a known Korean mafia member (we met in the gym):
What I thought I said: "What's up older brother?" (Koreans use the term "older brother" as a sign of respect for non-family members.
What I really said was: "What's up faggot?" (The word for "older brother" changes when a man says it and when a woman says it. The term I used is only used when two men are gay lovers. This jo-poge—gangster—and I are definitely not. Oops.)

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