PIC Fantasy Baseball League Mid-Season Update, AKA You Don't Care About This Post
Back in February, I called out
Notable owners in bold.
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Standings |
W |
L |
T |
GB |
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1. Movin Through Kazmir (Dan Opp) |
81 |
44 |
15 |
– |
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2. Ben Feder = Bed Wetter |
81 |
52 |
7 |
4 |
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3. Three If Baerga |
73 |
55 |
12 |
9.5 |
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3. SNK Crushers ( |
73 |
55 |
12 |
9.5 |
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5. Slumposauruses (Ethan Trex from CH) |
72 |
57 |
11 |
11 |
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6. Cheeky Bastard |
70 |
63 |
7 |
15 |
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7. Bukkake Bandits |
67 |
61 |
12 |
15.5 |
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8. Blaze of Glory |
64 |
66 |
10 |
19.5 |
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9. Oquendo’s Motley Crew |
62 |
69 |
9 |
22 |
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10. The Braves Suck Cox |
56 |
69 |
15 |
25 |
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11. Myers Spousal Abuse |
56 |
73 |
11 |
27 |
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12. Suck My Baseballs |
55 |
73 |
12 |
27.5 |
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13. The Sex Offenders (Justin Rebello) |
54 |
75 |
11 |
29 |
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14. The Picassos of Choke |
38 |
90 |
12 |
44.5 |
How about I start with the fact that I’m currently dropping my giant nuts on Rebello’s forehead? Sound good to you? Okay.
I’m currently dropping my giant nuts on Rebello’s forehead.
Justin is to fantasy baseball what MadTV is to sketch comedy. If fantasy baseball were the Wonderlic test, Justin would score lower than Vince Young. More succinctly, Justin’s team is the Kansas City Royals of fantasy baseball. In fact, he even has a Royal (Reggie Sanders) on his team. To put this in perspective, the Royals’ lone representative at the All-Star Game this year was Mark Redman, and no one in the fantasy league has him.
Another note on Rebello: I didn’t realize that sex offenders had to announce their presence to online communities. You really do learn something new every day.
I’d also like to point out that Ethan Trex from CollegeHumor, also writes for Sports Illustrated. And I’m wiping the floor with his ass, too. If that doesn’t allude to my incredible sports acumen, nothing does. If only I could articulate it into something people will actually want to read…